The Tang-Tang Problem

Mr. Kool came in to the ER with severe irritation and dripping from his tang-tang.  He was not happy when a colleague of mine went in to see him.  This doctor is female and he was not happy about having to show his tang-tang to a girl.  This was kind of entertaining to all of us because it was due to the fact that so many girls had had such intimate contact with his dear tang-tang that he was in such a state that he required emergent medical care.  He was treated and sent on his way.  I am sure that it is not a matter of if, but when, he will return for a similar complaint.